Anonymous:
You only have two friends??

Lol no it’s mostly a joke because I just spend a ridiculous amount of time with each of them. I have more I swear!

My old professor just twitter DM’d me about buying me (and another dude student but that was just to keep it mildly appropriate I’m sure) iced coffee

natnovna:

drake just wrote his whole next album sitting in that chair 

Attention I have tinder matched with someone I know in real life now the wonderful game of chicken begins. I’ll keep y’all posted.